40 Funny Computer Quotes that will Make You Laugh Out Loud
A collection of 40 hilariously funny computer quotes and sayings that will make you laugh out loud. If you love funny quotes, you will love these selection of computer-related quotes. A few of these quotes are old but they can still tickle you a bit.
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Funny Computer Quotes
#1
It's a curious thing about our industry: not only do we not learn from our mistakes, but we also don't learn from our successes. - Keith Braithwaite
#2
Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: 'What is your source of income?' She wrote: 'ATM.' - Michael Mcrae
#3
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. - Gerald Weinberg
#4
In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion. - Anonymous
#5
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. - Seymour Cray
#6
The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.
#7
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
#8
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing. - Oktal
#9
Deleted code is debugged code. - Jeff Sickel
#10
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. - Edward V Berard
Cute Computer Quotes
#11
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. - Edsger Dijkstra
#12
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
#13
The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there. - Gordon Bell
#14
Windows Vista: It's like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.
#15
The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
#16
Ready, fire, aim: the fast approach to software development. Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim: the slow approach to software development. - Anonymous
#17
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable. - Ralph Johnson
#18
It's not a bug – it's an undocumented feature. - Anonymous
#19
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
#20
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder
Quotes that will make you laugh it loud
#21
If you don't want to be replaced by a computer, don't act like one.
#22
Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work". - Anonymous
#23
Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
#24
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google
#25
Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job. - Mosher's Law of Software Engineering
#26
Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. - Louis Srygley
#27
The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. - J. Osterhout
#28
One man's crappy software is another man's full-time job. - Jessica Gaston
#29
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit
#30
The best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s2. - Anonymous
Good Short Computer Quotes
#31
There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always critic everything and those nobody uses.
#32
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. - Alan J. Perlis
#33
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction was to try and scare it with the cursor?
#34
What if one day Google got deleted and we could not Google what happened to Google?
#35
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high-speed Internet.
#36
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
#37
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
#38
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.
#39
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
#40
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
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